If i come over, it means nothing
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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