I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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There's always time for handjobs
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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