I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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