she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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