Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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