One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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