Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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