He uses pillows to masturbate.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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