Soap is not a condiment
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
