You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Randomize