I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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