Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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