you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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