On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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