yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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