It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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