"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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