why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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