Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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