Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
