i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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