before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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