omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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