This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
