And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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