I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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should my penis look like a turkey
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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