you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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