Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
smell my finger.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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