i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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