I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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