When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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