I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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