Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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