This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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