dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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