Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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