Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i now understand why vodka
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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