Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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