Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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