Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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