Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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