Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO