I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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