Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from