nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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