I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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