im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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