u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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