Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
