you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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