I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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