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Whod you bang
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.