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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Whod you bang

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

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• (914): View more from New York

  all she had left on were here heels. phone five

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just Tebowed the shit out of her.

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.

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  this is the second day in a row.

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  Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.

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