I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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