That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My vagina is officially offended.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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