I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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