I wish I only lived at night.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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