Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick