the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap