You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper