quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."