We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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