what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
