One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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